Have you ever wanted to impress your friends with a brainy joke, but didn’t know any? Well, you’re in luck! Here at Sqooasha we have a special article for you today full of funny yet brainy math jokes for you to share with your friends and family. Enjoy!
A farmer counted 196 cows in his field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: How do mathematicians scold their children?
A: "If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times..."
Q: Did you hear the joke about the statistician?
A: Probably.
When professors define a kiss.
Mathematician: Two divided by nothing.
Physicist: The contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Accountant: It’s a credit because it’s profitable when returned.
Economist: A thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.
Dentist: It’s infectious and antiseptic.
If you enjoyed those jokes than feel free to visit Reader’s Digest for more math-related jokes, puns, and fun!